Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.

How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
In her Cadillac stretch limo