CHARLIE BROWN: Good Grief! The chicken crossed the road to call me a Blockhead!

LUCY: The chicken crossing the road is merely a symptom of society's wishy-washiness. That will be 5 cents please.

PEPPERMINT PATTY: You see, Chuck, me and Marci were wondering if you'd like to come watch the chicken cross the road over at our house.

MARCI: We were, Sir?

LINUS: The chicken crossed the road in preparation for the coming of the Great Chicken who brings broth and noodles to children everywhere.

FRANKLIN: Sure, ask the black kid a question now! 40 years of no speaking roles, and now all I get is this chicken question!

SCHRODER: It was the great perambulance and grace of the aforementioned fowl that Beethoven sought to capture in this piece.

SALLY: Big Brother, are you sure chickens are allowed to cross the road without the crossing guard?

PIG PEN: To get to the filthy chicken coop.

SNOOPY: It was SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME!

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SPIKE: He was going to visit a brother who looks just like him (except for a mustache and hat) and hangs out in the desert in Needles, California. This having no connection or relevance to the other chickens crossing the road.