A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign.
"Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."

What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
Look at the orange mama laid. (pronounce it like 'marmalade')

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

Psychiatrist: What's wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.

Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie, of course.

Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break.

Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
On the outside.

What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sand-witch.

What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was eggspelled.

Why should a school not be near a chicken farm?
So the pupils don't overhear fowl language.

Did you hear about Dr Frankenstein's invention for cooking breakfast?
He crossed a chicken with an electric organ and now he's got Hammond eggs.

What do you call a team of chickens playing football?
Fowl play.

A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-doo"
A whose says "Any cock will do!"